Humour...

Now here's something very interesting......

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi

Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai....

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonRupaye fase huye hain

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Generation Next Motto:Na hum shaadi karenge,Na apne bachchon ko karne denge .....